Cigarettes: The Haiku

Wanting in my lungs
How I miss my toxic friends--
Wish I hadn't quit.

For Jenn

Could not write haiku.
Could not find the asshole kids.
Mega fail. Sorry.

:D

Asshole Kids: The Haiku

 










those kids are assholes
she is absolutely right!
the whole lot of 'em

Mayonnaise: The Haiku

straight from Satan's cock

a horror of viscid goo

lands on your sandwich