Absurd Adventures of a Bored and Boring Housewife

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

straight from Satan's cock

a horror of viscid goo

lands on your sandwich

Posted by BoredandBoringHousewife at 12:58 AM

BoredandBoringHousewife: Ten things about me: 1. I own a dinosaur. 2. I hate feet. Yours, mine, everyone's. I always have. 3. My favorite color is orange. The louder and more obnoxious, the better. 4. If they ever require a license to breed, it will be because of me. 5. My favorite beverage is coffee. My favorite alcoholic beverage is scotch. 6. It's impossible to offend me. 7. I like to chain smoke in my free time. 8. I want to die one day. Not in a suicidal way or anything, I'm just not into immortality. I want to live, turn 80, and die. 9. I find humor in everything. 10. As of writing this, I've been kicked out of four mom's groups. Bonus Question (for those who keep asking): Yes, that's my eye.