Look! It's a bag of me!

 I bet no one actually expected a bag of me!

Something happened today.  Something that usually doesn't happen in the winter, at least not where I live.  The sun was out!  It's still cold and snowy and so obviously winter, but we actually got to see the sun.  Because of that, we spent most of the day outside.  When it finally got dark, I put the bounce house up to occupy Pie while I tried to write something, but ten minutes later, I found myself in it with her instead.  Now, I'm too exhausted to even think of anything to write about.  But, I did promise a couple people that I'd get my (completely awesome) tapeworm pictures moved down, so here's some pictures no one else cares about and a few random thoughts.

We got Pie a bounce house for Christmas this year.

I'm outrageously jealous of it.  George won't let me bounce in it, despite the fact that I'm well under the 400 pound weight limit.  He keeps insisting that the limit is based on 400 pounds of children and it doesn't matter if I'm no where near it, it's not meant for adults.  George is a funsucker.  Let's take one more look at all this awesome!

Who wouldn't want to bounce in that?  I mean besides my husband and any other funsucker.

I also briefly considered deleting yesterday's post, partly because it was mean, but mostly because I should probably avoid getting myself into trouble.  Not with the husband--he thought it was great, but with the rest of the family.  Then, I thought about it a little more.  When you steal someone's wedding set (at Thanksgiving dinner, no less) you open yourself up to being compared to a tapeworm.  And the tapeworm will probably end up as the better option.  Consequences, folks.  Besides (and it wouldn't come as a surprise if this was just me) it was hilarious.

I'm also considering changing my creepy eye picture.  I know it freaks a few people out, but I really like the creepy eye picture.  I woke up to that monstrosity a few days before I found out I was knocked up and I like to think of it as Pie's first act of violence to me.  Plus, I have fond memories of using it to thoroughly terrify my former boss.  I liked my former boss, but it was still fun.  I don't really have another picture to replace it with.  I mean, I guess I could take a normal eye picture, but that's just not as much fun.  I could put up a real picture, but I like to pretend not having a real picture means I'm still anonymous.  I wasn't planning to use my real name, either, and I've already done that.  Maybe I'll take a poll to see how many people it actually bothers.

Oh!  Since I'm rambling with no clue what I'm talking about, I might as well brag for a minute.  I changed a fuse today!  By myself!  I know that doesn't sound like a big deal, but I'm scared beyond reason of my spider infested basement, so this was huge accomplishment.  That's all.  Better stuff tomorrow.