Thursday, February 10, 2011

I Make Better Chocolate Chip Cookies Than You


It's been a terrible day, and I really don't trust myself enough to get into it without saying things I'll regret tomorrow.  Instead, I'll brag about my superior chocolate chip cookie baking skills.  I don't actually eat them (after baking four batches, I don't even want to see them, much less put them in my mouth) but I know they are awesome.  People (yes, plural) have been maimed in the name of my cookies before.  Be jealous!

4 comments:

  1. Ha!!!! We need to have a bake off! The question is have you had people pay $20 for a batch of your chocolate chip cookies??? :)

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  2. Ha! $20! I only accept payment in form of an internal organ or first born child.

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  3. I can verify this. Also you make the best chocolate cookies for people with special diets!

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